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“if i met you in real life…” finish it in my ask.
♥ Jan 29th at 7PM / via: experiment629-deactivated201203 / op: justin-bieberanonn-deactivated2 / reblog
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She lub me. Oh and please ignore the awkward position of my leg lol
The amount of impassioned pleading in prayers for idiotic and trivial things has to be amazing.
Well for one, the Bible says to give all your problems to God, and to pray for guidance even in small or unimportant situations. For two, it’s scary when people are stranded without a car, so that’s a reason to pray. And finally, if you’re going to go around and bash Christians for praying and post YOUR beliefs all over tumblr, then I don’t see a problem with someone asking for a prayer on facebook.
The American Government.
- Casey Anthony: So it's kind of obvious that I either killed my kid or knew about it and don't give a fuck lol.
- Court: Sounds good. You're free to go.
- OJ Simpson: So after being found not guilty for killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. That's kinda just slapping it in your face that I did it and you let me go.
- Court: Nah, I know you're a good guy.
- Teenagers: I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I download my music so that I can -
- Court: How dare you breathe?
When you wake up for school early:
♥ Jan 15th at 10PM / via: gigglingbean / op: ilovekittyvicky-deactivated2012 / reblog
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♥ Jan 15th at 9PM / tagged: jenna. marbles. jenna marbles. jenna mourey. youtube. tags. kermit. mr. marbles. / reblog
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Done trying to be friends. It’s just not even working.
- innocent person: how old are you
- tumblr famous: ITS IN MY FUCKING FAQ R U FUCKING STUPID WHAT THE FUCK I PUT IT THERE FOR A REASON YOU FUCKING UGLY CUNT GO FUCKING READ IT YOU STUPID USELESS PIECE OF SHIT GOD DAMN I HATE U KILL URSELF IM FAMOUS UR NOT ABORT UR LIFE
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